Cooch Potato
a woman that don’t ride c-ck, rejects the c-ck, does not approve of the c-ck.
marissah: “but honey, i want the feeling back by tomorrow. i have an interview.”
illingsworth: “i say you giddy concubine, don’t be a cooch potato. ride the c-ck, it loves thee.”
a person that don’t ride the c-ck.
marissah: “but honey, i want the feeling back by tomorrow. i have an interview.”
jason: “b-tch! don’t be a cooch potato, ride the d-ck!”
a p-rn addict, typically male; someone who would rather sit and watch p-rn than interact with women.
andy: i’m getting action and i don’t even have to brush my teeth!
jimmy: wow! your wife is wonderful woman.
andy: i’m too h-rny for actual s-x. i meant p-rn.
jimmy: you lousy cooch potato.
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