cooch turd


noun. fecal matter excreted through the v-g-n-. this is generally caused by the presence of a recto-v-g-n-l fistula (a small tear in the tissue separating the r-ct-m from the v-g-n-l c-n-l).

synonym: queefsh-t.
with no bathroom in sight, brenda clenched her -ss shut tightly, but much to her chagrin, her sh-t p-ssed through her fistula and plopped out her p-ssy as a cooch t-rd.

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