cooie
a greeting to say h-llo, normally said in a high pitched voice. pr-nounced (coo – e)
person1: cooiee (waves)
person2: hey there !
plural: cooies
singular: cooie
possessive: cooie’s
everything you ever wanted and more, they are also have a very high temper and may burst at any moment, and are pr-ne to violence when they are very stressed and typically very dumb, so dont expect what you want from it
boy: i need to find a cooie
girl: why?
boy: because it’s magical and i can do whatever i want with it
girl: be careful what you make it do, you know how hot tempered they can be
badger or a high-pitched greeting, derived from a cooie’s mother’s call of urination in a sand dune near-by
likes to drink red-bull, snack on demi-baguettes and have -n-l on frequent occasions
a babushka or something that likes to expose ones self to many people of close proximity, which is a cooie on a good day
on bad days it may retreat to its hut or abuse a duck
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