cook
one who meddles in the arts of concocting methamphetamines. typicaly in their own home-made laboratory inside their house or garage.
i am so spun off that sh-t! give my compliments to the cook!
to slander someones physical attributes in a profound or abbrupt manner
yo irby im bout to cook ya lil ugly -ss boy u look like jabba the hut
verb: to engage in producting a form of methamphetamine (see meth.)
tweaker 1: hey man, we’re out of dope!
tweaker 2: no worries, grab some matchbooks and we’ll cook us some more.
one who makes food.
the cook of the family is sarah; she makes delicious cake.
australian slang for wife or a live-in girlfriend.
“you got yourself a cook yet mate?”
“yeah mate, she’s a beaut!”
to alter or adjust accounting or other records (“books”), evidence, statements, etc., usually fraudulently or unethically, in such a way as to make them take on a different meaning or appearance.
“that company is actually bankrupt, but they are going to cook the books to make it appear solvent.”
“joe’s experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he’s a genius.”
1.roasted
2.to slab and abuse a person (usually girls)
3.to gargle someone
i just cooked that girl over there last night.
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