cookie breath


when you’re eating a cookie/brownie/cake and you can feel it sitting in your throat and you need water or milk really really bad
“mitch you’re lactose intolerant, why are you drinking that milk?”
“yeah i know, i just had cookie breath and needed to drink something and that was the first thing i saw”

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