cookie check


when your girlfriend or anyone sharing milk and cookies with you pushes your cookie-holding hand out of the way just as you are about to dunk your cookie into the milk in order to dunk their own cookie into milk.
boyfriend: “b-tch, did you really just cookie check me?”
girlfriend: “yeah b-tch, you been cookie checked!”

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