cookie crisp


a delicious chocolatey cookie cereal
at first you taste the chocolate, then you taste the cookie, then the crisp, then the corn.
the equivalent of trix with a wolf instead of the rabbit. appears in kids magazines once a month at least
if i could just get my hands on that coo-ooo-kie crisp!
a type of wedgie where you shove a cookie down the back of someone’s underwear and when you pull them up the cookie breaks in half and all the crumbs go down the victim’s -sshole.
we gave adam a cookie crisp.
dark little round cookie crisp cereal sized nipples.
once i seen caits t-ts i just wanted to bite them little cookie crisp nipples.
cookie crisp is when your in a moment of total boredom with the opposite s-x, you then partake in the cookie crisp dance. the male puts his legs between the legs of the female and sways. the idea is that the man looks like a total bad man with his wife. the lyrics of the song are as goes.
” cookie crisp all up in here, cookie crisp all up in here, cookie crisp all up in here, my cookie crisp all up in here. a my cookie my cookie my cookie crisp all up in here” and so on…
this dance is best performed infront of a mirror.
on a rainy/thundery, cold day. when there’s nothing better to do then say ‘hey lets do the cookie crisp dance’
extremely ugly; ickky
ew that girls hat is so cookie crisp!
the act preformed during intercourse when the male pulls out of the v-g-n- before -rg-sm and releases his sperm on the womans face accompanied by a quick turn-around and immediate emmitance of explosive diarrhea all over the woman.
poor jane got the cookie crisp right after mexican night.

“yo man, whaddya do last night?”
“cooooooooooookie crisp!!

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