Cookie Monster Suprise
this occurance is the prolapse of a r-ct-m, the process in which the colon falls out the -n-s, as someone is eating out the b-tt. the prolasped colon, in turn ‘suprises’ the person giving the ‘-n-l oral’.
i was licking this girls b-tt, and then i got a cookie monster suprise. it was so gross.
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