shortened form of “i have a cookie that says…”, meaning that you are betting a cookie that the statement following is true.
cookie says that will rain tommorow.
- cooking the books
a frequent practice of lying and cheating in any record bookkeeping, in order to substancially increase your own personnal profit and earnings. or knowingly providing incorrect information in a companies financial statements. this is, needless to say, illegal. johnny went to jail for cooking the books at his office. when a girl wears a flattering […]
something not professional. used by wwf tag team edge & christian we were so ready to defend our t-tles tonight but, unfortunately due to the disprofessionality of the rock…i totally suffered a back injury.
a lesbian girl who enjoys taking her v-g-n- and knock it on other v-g-n-es. hey, does your sister have a boyfriend? no, she is dating woman, shes a flatknocker.
to feel angry or bitter about. do not resent good advice.
- Reverse Parkers
/noun/: the douche bags who insists on backing into a parking sp-ce, rather than driving in the normal way, because they are convinced it will save them time and trouble when they have to leave. never mind that it inconveniences everyone else around them. “look, it’s one of those idiot reverse parkers. how much time […]