cookie wife


a girl that isn’t your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. normally baked goods but meals can count as well.
jim: “did jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?”

george: “no she’s my cookie wife. i don’t even have to put up with her and get free food.”

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