Cookied


a s-xual position that entails shoving a cookie up your partners v-g-n- and then eating it out like a calf getting milk from its mother. usually used with chips ahoy.
john “dude i totally cookied vanessa last night.”
ricky “nice dude”
aye-aye captain 😉
adj.
stoned as a result of ingesting cookies containing copious amounts of thc

dude i had one of your choc’ chips this morning, and i was cookied all day!
being cookied may mean that you are temporarily stored with a username/p-ssword, etc
i want to be f-cked.
jerome:why ur b-tch wildin out like that?
trey:dont worry i havent cook-ied her yet.

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