Cookiefuck


the entrance to a fat girl’s heart through a cookie in the v-g-n- a la ‘insert coin’.
mike: dude you totally got laid last night.
juan: really? sh-t i was so drunk
mike: yeah with emily too
juan: oh god no.
mike: i was surprised too, she’s a big conservative but you cookief-cked her pretty bad.

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