Cookies in my purse


you’re ready for s-x.

you’ve got some s-x built up inside of you.
“omg check out that guy”
-points at guy on beach-
“ahhhh cookies in my purse”
-tackle-

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    to relax while jerking it. “yo man, i’m gonna go j-zzax”


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