Cookietard


something or someone who is lovely, cute and sweet but very stupid at the same time. cute and pathetic at the same time like a puppy who runs into a gl-ss-door.
girl -oh look at that guy over there on the harley davidson.
boy -yeah i see him, bet he feels proud on that bike.

-guy on harley looks at them and smirks-

girl -bet he’s got a small d-ck too. poor b-st-rd.
boy -yeah, what a cookietard!

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