Cooking
cooking is a dance trend invented by lil’ b, in that it’s only waist up – designed to be done in front of a web cam.
different levels of cooking include:
-chefs
-head chefs
-top chefs
-master chef (like a black belt)
we be cooking like a master chef right now – swag!
a word to describe the act of making methamphetamines
he was arrested for cooking
what you better be doing right now, woman!
get back in the kitchen and start cooking. don’t make me backhand you again, b-tch!
blowing a guy; preforming oral s-x on a guy
everyone know they were cooking in the steam room.
in reference to (wanna be) comedian dane cook.
the act of telling very unfunny sometimes annoying jokes, that not many people find funny. the person telling the joke might be the only one laughing.
after janet tripped on a fan… jody: oh janet! you just had a turkey experience!
janet: why is that jody??
jody: you tryp to phan! hahahahah
janet: !? are you f-cking “cooking” me???? that was so lame.
when something travels or accelerates at an unusually fast rate.
the z06 (corvette) is cooking off the line.
the act of masturbation.
dude, i’m cooking a four course dinner with sue tonight.
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