cooteague
an anagram describing when two or more co-workers (colleagues) are suddenly absent on the same day due to cooties. this may be from the fact that they work together (or are best friends) on a daily basis and contracted the same bug (cooties).
person 1: where’s billy bob?
person 2: he’s out for the day.
person 1: weird, because billy ray is also out for the day; they do work together so they probably came down with cooteague.
person 2: yeah bro, so where are the tps reports?
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