Cooking Bacon


to c-ck-block; to prevent one from getting play a.k.a. the digits, having s-x or the booty. preventing one from starting a relationship
i was trying to get this lovely young woman’s phone number but my best friend was cooking bacon
when cooking bacon on the stove being careful is a must so that the pig doesnt burn you… so driving around or more so in the same direction as a cop you have to be careful not to get burn by him/her
friend: r u ok

me: no im cooking bacon
friend: really wheres the cop
me:a couple cars back
cooking bacon means asking people for spare change.
can be used:
”cook bacon”
”cook”
“i need another dollar”
“go cook bacon.”

riing!”h-llo?”
“what you up to?”
“cooking bacon.”
“where?”
“at the mall”

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