cooking lager
cheap and nasty second rate lager, often something that’s brought to a party, but never drank, unless everything else has ran out, or if it’s the only thing that the off licence has left.
it was quite a party last night – by about midnight we were all on the cooking lager.
cheap, usually weak lager. predominantly sold in cans, but occasionally sold on tap in pubs and clubs.
cooking lager has a very dull flavor and is normally heavily carbonated.
see also; tramp juice , rat’s p-ss
carling
labatt
tennent’s super
carlsberg
fosters
castlemaine (xxxx)
many poor quality lagers were not included on this list as they are too expensive to be cl-ssed as cooking lager
Read Also:
- cool bit
cool bit is used to describe somthing cool. colin nicoletti coined this phrase. “cool bit nig nig, that sh-t is hot” :colin nicoletti, circa 1974
- Diagami
diagami occurs when someone has diarrhea and when they excrete their fecal matter. the feces in the toilet is often oddly shaped, distorted or complex which gives it the appearence of origami, hence the words name. bill: sorry man, can’t make the movie. i’ve got one baaad case of diarrhea. it’s just flowing through me! […]
- Diagrasm
the ecstatic enjoyment derived after comprehending a diagram, usually occurring when the subject was thought too complex to understand. i had no idea what the lecturer was talking about, but then i had a diagrasm over the flowchart.
- ghostfinger
when you finger a female with such intensity, that when you eject, the sensation of arousal continues to persist. i fingered sheena so hard last night, she’s got the ghostfinger. ghost fingers – when fingering a mot with long slender fingers and/or the precision of a ninja that she doesn’t even know it happened d-cko […]
- Consecutive
back-to-back: one after another. man, i’ve been having nightmares for four consecutive days!