cookold


a culinary inadequate husband who accepts his wife is a better chef. she is allowed to bake anything she wants and the husband usually sits there and watches. if he’s lucky he’ll get to link the plate when she’s done. ;p
doug had the food preparation skills of a little boy and his wife jill was always hungry. his choice was get a divorce or become a cookold. jill now makes the best souffe.

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