Cookout Faced


a term referring to the experience after drinking large quant-ties of cookout burger’s milkshakes in one sitting.

this is term is mostly used by people who don’t drink alcohol. it’s their equivalent of getting sh-t faced.
customer: “hey i would like to get a strawberry cheesecake milkshake, a banana pudding milkshake, and a peanut b-tter milkshake.”

cashier: “are you asking for those separately or mixed together?”

customer: “separately”

cashier: “oh, i see, you going to bring some for your friends?”

customer: “nah, i’m about to get cookout faced after drinking these.”

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