Cool Cock Sock
a cool c-ck sock is a solo s-x move. performing it only requires 3 simple steps.
1. m-st-rb-t-, and c-m into a sock. save for later.
2. m-st-rb-t- again later into the same sock.
3. as you c-m the second time, enjoy the refreshing coolness of your previous c-m on your c-ck.
-repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as desired.
thus is the cool c-ck sock.
this move is useful for long p-rn-viewing sessions, when multiple masturbations are necessary.
person 1: “dude, i jerked off 3 times in a row last night watching lesbian p-rn.”
person 2: “d-mn man, your c-ck must be sore!”
person 1: “nah man, i used a cool c-ck sock, i feel great!”
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