Cool cucumbers


it’s the new “cool beans,” but it sounds way better. why would beans be cool? well, cuc-mbers would be cool because they’re in the fridge. of course.
person 1: dude, i’m gonna hit up that abandon kansas concert
person 2: cool cuc-mbers!
when a guy starts gently kissing and licking at the top of a girls crack and slowly works his way up to the back of her neck. the girl will think he is being sweet and romantic, but his main objective is to wedge his p-ck-r in between her b-tt cheeks.
dude, last night i laid down the cool cuc-mber.

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