cool license
1. the cool license is a fictional (or literal?!) license given to superawesome members of any given social group or subculture.
2. the cool license is a fictional (or literal?!) doc-ment issued to prominent or awesome members of society to recognize them as someone undoubtedly cool.
the down side: the cool license is also often invoked when someone does something undeniably and painfully geeky; however, in this case it is recognized by the removal of itself.
the up side: “for letting me use the bathroom first when half a 24 was sloshing about in your bladder, i present you with your very own cool license.”
the down side: “you’re going out, for halloween, as sephiroth. dude, your cool license has been officially revoked.”
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