Cool-O-Meter


an invention created by professor farnsworth to detect the level of “cool” of any given person as measured in “megafonzies”.
when it detects around 40 megafonzies, a gloved hand will pop out and give a ‘thumbs up’ and the cool-o-meter will say, “oh, yeah!”.

when the device registers 2 megafonzies, the user (let’s just call him russ), will not be able to attract guests to his subsequent party.

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