cool pains


the pains you get when doing something particularly cool, or when you’re in a heightened state of coolness. the pain usually manifests itself as a stomach cramp
homey 1: what’s happenin’ g unit, why y’all doubled over and rolling round on the floor and sh-t?

homey 2: i just tried my new robot dance without warming up, i gots me a dose of the cool pains bra

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