Cool Pissed


a thing scene kids say to show they’re capable of using sarcasm. unfortunately, it fails when they use it one hundred times a day. it is also popular for them to use on twitter.
person 1: bro i lost your adtr shirt…
person 2: seriously man? cool p-ssed.

@ihaveatwittercauseimscene: forgot i had a test today… #coolp-ssed

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