masterbout
to think about someone during the act of m-st-rb-t–n; often someone who is seemingly, or literally, s-xually unattainable
“i need to stop masterbouting my ex and move on.”
“yeah, i’ve been masterbouting your ex too, sorry man, i can’t help it.”
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