Cool Ranch Doritos
quite possibly the greatest snack food of all time. you may start with a whole bag, but after a movie or just browsing the internet, you may find the bag nearly empty.
guy: hey what’cha got there?
girl: oh, just some cool ranch doritos
guy: holy sh-t, those things are amazing, give me some!
girl: no way, get your own!
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