Cool walk


a type of walk that c-cky douchebags that think they are cool and hot stuff always do. the movement of the cool walk is almost indescribable and may variate from douchet-rd to douchet-rd, but it is easily recognizable; if you saw it you would know it.

the key to the cool walk is that they are self-conscious about it. they purposely do it as a way to show how cool they are, but they don’t recognize that it makes them look like a douchehole.
doucheface walking down the hallway, obviously doing a cool walk: sh-t dude, did you do that study guide? sh-t. f-ck. i need to do it. f-ck.

kid looking at this scene: i’m embarr-ssed to just look at this douchef-ck.

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