coolbag


a person everyone publicly despises, but personally enjoys hanging out with.
joe rogen is a total coolbag – a d-ck to most people, but kinda fun to hang out with anyway.
coolbags: expression of acceptability or excellence synonymous with excellent, awesome, brilliant etc., when used in the same context.
josh: i’m getting a new lexicon reverb for the studio.
paul: coolbags! can’t wait to try it out.
an individual that everyone personally despises, but pretends to like; because they are somehow popular. see “saud”
(in private place)
kid #1 – yo, justin is the biggest coolbag on the planet.

kid #2 – dude, i know, right?

(in public place)
kid #1 – justin is the coolest kid in the world. he’s totally hanging out with us sometime.
kid #2 – oh, for sure. i love having that kid around.
a term used to cl-ssify someone that tries to act cool but in no way can pull it off

a person who does foolish acts that in their minds may seem cool but in the eyes of everyone else is lame

a person similar to a tool or thinks they are “all that”
-“omg, angelika thinks she is cool!”
-“i know he is such a coolbag!”

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