cooler cunt


a cooler c-nt is a girl who drinks all of one cooler, or if she’s extra sk-nky, just the neck. and suddenly she’s falling all over the place…especially the laps of males nearby. and she’s also suddenly very warm, and will need to remove layers of clothing and scream randomly along to music she hears mostly in her own head while she dances like a f-cking idiot. and this lasts the enitre night until she has managed to make out/f-ck every man she comes in contact with. all off of one cooler. and she holds no responsibilty because she was “drunk”
mike: dude i just did that chick cindy
john: so did the rest of the party dude, she’s a cooler c-nt

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