Cooler Pooper
a cl-ssless sports fan. originating from a 2005 college football game between the the texas longhorns and the ohio state buckeyes which was overcrowded to the point that fans resorted to p–ping in their coolers. credit for the first use of the phrase “cooler p–per” goes to brian cook of mgoblog.com.
the setting: after a tough loss, jdub is made at the home team’s quarterback.
jdub: does anyone know where our quarterback lives? i want to visit him. i’m dead serious. i just want to punch him in the eye or beak his leg.
huffy: you are putting way too much emphasis on the outcome of a sporting event.
jdub: i got 3 lil boys all who can kick his -ss and get nothing since they got clean records.
great2belucky: you know how f-cking stupid you sound? that fact you have children is scary, you f-cking cooler p–per.
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