Coolest Guy Ever


not you.
coolest guy ever: hey, i just got a new xbox360, anyone want to play?
random1: xbox? gay, no. why the h-ll would i-
coolest guy ever: i have a ps3 as well, if you would prefer, i also have tickets to the avengers.
random2: can i go?
coolest guy ever: sure.
random2: sweet! let me just get my shield!
coolest guy ever: on second thought, hey random1, lets go before random2 gets back…

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