Cooley Tat
a cooley tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. the tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. someone who gets a cooley tat is usually a h-m-s-xual.
the term comes from rapper wale who got a tattoo of washington redskins tight end chris cooley.
wale: “wow, i’m hungover, homie.”
entourage member 1: “yeah n-gg-, i can’t believe you got a tat of chris cooley on your -ss.”
wale: “what the h-ll, n-gg-? i got a cooley tat and you ain’t stopping me?”
enoutrage member 2: “well i guess its official, you’s a f-ggot,”
chris cooley walks into the room.
cooley: “hey guys…wait….why is my face on your -ss, bro?”
the tattoo one man gets of another man. the term originates from rapper wale’s tattoo of football player chris cooley. when someone gets a cooley tat they are gay.
dude 1: “ah man, i woke up last night and i had a tattoo.”
dude 2: “oh sh-t, is that a tattoo of mick jagger? you got a cooley tat and you know what that means!”
dude 1: “sh-t, i guess i’m a raving h-m-.”
the tattoo a h-m- gets of another man.
the name originates from chris cooley, but cooley is the not the h-m-, he’s the other man. rapper wale, aka f-g bag, got a tat of chris cooley on his -ss.
wale: “yeah, i got a cooley tat! so what? i love chris cooley”
chris cooley: “dude, i’m straight!”
wale: “yeah, well i’m not! i’m gay!”
a cooley tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. the tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. someone who gets a cooley tat is usually a h-m-s-xual.
the term comes from rapper wale who got a tattoo of washington redskins tight end chris cooley.
wale: “wow, i’m hungover, homie.”
entourage member 1: “yeah n-gg-, i can’t believe you got a tat of chris cooley on your -ss.”
wale: “what the h-ll, n-gg-? i got a cooley tat and you ain’t stopping me?”
enoutrage member 2: “well i guess its official, you’s a f-ggot,”
chris cooley walks into the room.
cooley: “hey guys…wait….why is my face on your -ss, bro?”
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