coolionosis


more than cool.
more than freaking awesome.
it’s in a league of its own.
you can’t say it like a ditzy white girl, or a gangsta, or even a hippie.

squint your eyes and say it like you mean it.
shannon: guess. what.
vincent: -yawns- what.
shannon: i won the lottery!
vincent: coolionosis!

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