Coolitus


the need to post your r-t-rded definition of a word you and your friends came up with randomly, thinking everyone else will think it’s funny when it makes no sense at all. the insatiable need to be cool which condemns you to posting sh-t definitions of made up words.
douchebag: yeah lolroflmao i totally just posted sh-t-ssd-cknipple in urban dictionary!! it means i like peaches 🙂

rest of the world: thanks for wasting my time on reading this r-t-rded bullsh-t. this kid has a major case of coolitus.

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