Cooljerks
the flogging of one’s dong for stimulation, taking place either a) inside an air conditioned room b)outside on a brisk day.
this summer heat and humidity is killing me. i’m going to go in my bedroom, have a cool jerk and take a 3-hour nap.
the cooljerks are a elite group of drinkers from washington state.
also doing something very f-cked up to other person. and you getting away with it scott free.
hey there is the cooljerks they can kick our -sses.
i told some girl to get a gym membership and then suck my c-ck. cooljerk.
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