coolum
a medium- sized sunshine coast town inbetween rich as f-ck noosa and b-gan maroochydore. people living in coolum are either surfers who are never not high , eshays who sell ‘pikachus’ , gangas who f-ck any guy who is in a 10 ft radius to them, or elderly nannas with a wooden pole stuck up their -ss 24/7. the guys who go to coolum high drop out by year 10 to ‘take up their father’s trade’ and the girls post photos on their snapchat story of their underwear so far up their non-existent -sses. i love coolum, such a nice place 🙂
jayn ” hey cunr, wanna buy some chu’s?”
tren “nah, i might get caught by the pigs, i might do them at the next bush doof tho, just go around coolum tho, someone will defs buy them”
jayn “ahhh, i love coolum”
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