coom

an -rg-sm, or something so great that it would be considered to produce an -rg-sm.
“whoa, that stuff is coom.”
“-coom-”
n.,adj.,v.- a s-ssy shape shifting mythological beast. also it can be used to describe almost anything that is amazing.
there’s a freaking coom somewhere around here.

or

that sh-t was coom.
an -rg-sm, or something so great it would be considered to produce an -rg-sm
that body spray is coom, its utterly -rg-smic
1.glasgow slang for taking a joke too far or making a joke that does not make any sense at all:

coom:”you can talk like that when you can afford a religion that doesn’t have sh-t on its face
(silence for several minutes)
random person:”coom,what the f-ck?”

“in the dark”

2.to coom, in madden terms, is to call sh-tbag plays

3.coom: a breed of mutant that has a rivalry with swans ever since one of the cooms was raped by a swan

1.coom:”you can talk like that when you can afford a religion that doesn’t have sh-t on its face
(silence for several minutes)
random person:”coom,what the f-ck?”

1.random person:”d-mn this is really hard!”
william:”that’s what your mum said”
coom:”in the dark!!” – wtf

glasgow slang for when somebody takes a joke too far.
dude you totally coomed it… -silence then mocking laughter-
the female’s s-x hole, also known as the v-g-n-.
sick. her coom is bleeding.