cooma jail


i heard about someone recently who has been in cooma jail, nsw, australia for 6 months and says that he loves it.
he has been having a great time and is playing pool everyday, getting his clothes washed for him and his meals cooked for him. he says its really cool.
“man if i go to jail, i hope i get min. security at cooma jail.”

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