Coon Babble
the noises that sound somewhat like english that one might hear coming out of a black person’s mouth. the white population may have trouble understanding c–n babble and may need a translator in order to understand the language and the incompetence of its users. also see ebonics
example: mr. smith decided to take his cl-ss into the inner city to study the extreme poverty and primitive nature of the species that live there. upon arrival a darky approaches the cl-ss.
darky: “ay ay dogg lemme get summa dat dro u smell me?”
mr. smith: “look cl-ss! one of the local n-gg-rs is attempting to converse with us! i wonder what he’s saying?!”
student: “my daddy says if one of those things talks to you its called c–n babble mr. smith, its a secret language that they have obained by f-cking off in school”
mr. smith: “well said fine lad, you get an a+”
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