coon coma

the lethargic effect felt after consumption of large meal and/or snack. 2. bodily mechanism responding to recent ingestion of pork (similar to the effects of triptophan in turkey on caucasians, see also: temporary thanksgiving syndrometts)
after my breakfast of pickled-pigs feet, grits, babyback porkribs & southern-fried chicken my debilitating c–n coma prevented my appearance at work.

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