coon dog


a white woman who dates, has dated, has s-x with, or has had s-x with a black man. damaged goods. see: mud shark.
“man, brittany is hot!”

“ew, no. she’s such a c–n dog.”

“nooooo.”

“yeah. it’s a shame.”

the art of smacking somebody in the b-lls totally off-guard.
think fast! c–ndog!
a cross between a sneaky rac–n and a ugly dog. used when describing someone that is sinister and ugly. although this is the base difinition for the word it can also describe other qualities from either a rac–n or dog such as smelly, dirty, sly, etc.
“hey, i saw that! you sneaky c–n-dog you.”
“how could you!? your a little dirty c–n-dog”
someone who spits on people while being drunk.
man ace was a c–ndog last nite
a redneck chump unsuspecting to his levels of redneckedness
spencer you’re a lil c–ndog you done swallowed all yer dip!
a middle aged mom who speaks in a fake brittish accent and likes to fast for dongs.
a c–ndog
1. one who fishes the skagit river system and targets federally protected fish more specifically dolly varden trout and posts his carnage reports in online fishing forums.
2. a nickname for a fishing buddy
1. i cant believe that c–ndog actually kept all of those dollies.

2. yo whats up c–ndog you ready to hit the river?

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