hector garcia


hector garcias are generally an over affectionate bro, hands are either on you or down his pants. most often hectors tend to be shorter in stature; most of their activities consist of “pumping and humping”. constantly walk like either someone sh-t in their cereal or they are on a mission to find a way to expand the hole on their gta v discs.
look at that hector garcia shoving his pork sword through the hole of his gta v disc!!!

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