Coon Swing

a wide full fisted punch not nearly a hook, more like using your arm as a rope with a brick on the end. usually implemented by drunken aboriginals as a form of -ssault against train station security and old women sleeping in their beds.

completely ineffective in a real fight, and when successful has little effect on the receiver.
“eh eh eh maht, gut a smoke?, gonna pick me up some coolabah deh, cop, pack-a-winnie blue maht. f-ckin got me corroboree down at the centrelink line, wanna c–n swing at this police officer maht??”
basically the most common form of attack that aboriginals use. it is so inaccurate, that when used against a non-drunk, non-r-t-rded normal white person, they are able to easily avoid, and retaliate with a kick to the face.

however, in recent society, since drunkenness is so common amongst the c–ns, the attack is becoming more and more dangerous as they are adapting to living on the street, often c–n swinging hard-working white people for smokes or 50 cents for the bus.
in turn, this is making the c–n swing become increasingly overrated, due to a long history with alcohol and aggression.

the wabbajibbinal c–n swings, although inaccurate, if landed can do significant damage, however this fact is irrelevant as they’re always ending up in jail.
‘eh you lil’ fella wanna go? smash him mungo’
-c–n swing-

‘gimme back ma cardigan you dog’
-kick to the face (another form of c–n swing)

‘that black fella is throwing c–n swings; feed him brah, feed him brah, mungo uppercut him’.

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