coonchie woonchie
another name for a wet and gushy v-g-n-. often used to describe a v-g-n- that has been recently fingered.
garrett: man, last night was amazing!
dave: what, did you stick it up her c–nchie woonchie?
garrett: oh yeah, her conch was wetter than my socks after playing soccer!
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