coonjob
a c–njob is a spray on tan.
thats a pretty d-mn fly c–njob.
besides being a racial slur for an african-american gentlemen, c–njob can also describe a “nerdy” variant of a “bro.” a “c–njob” is typically a caucasian male in his late teens/early twenties, taking an easy major at a low quality college (i.e. business, psychology, etc.), allowing him enough free time to play several video games, which despite all the time spent, will never become pro at.
it is also worthy to note that besides his lackl-ster video gaming efforts, the “c–njob” also happens to be a fan of illogical bouts of domestic abuse. -ssuming the “c–njob” is married in the first place, domestic abuse tends to occur once the “c–njob” loses a match in his favorite video game.
see also: xbox, wow, and -n-l.
kris is such a c–njob!
a person who’s att-tude towards life is that of a dirty minority.
also, a person who is being a d-ckface.
not to be confused with the s-xual act of having s-x with a moon cricket.
“stop being a c–n job”
“hey, look at that c–n job over there”
“you know what, i really wish you weren’t such a c–n job.”
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