Coons Feet


a disease you contract after you rent ice skates in downtown detroit because you just know an african american had previously worn those ice skates.
robby: man i know i got c–ns feet
bill: how do you know?
robby: because i rented skates in downtown detroit
bill: ooooooh man, you’re f-cked……..

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