Coonskin cap


a female pubic hair style that consists of a large frontal bush with a connecting thin bush that trails over her taint and up her gluteal cleft; thus, resembling the hat fashioned from the skin and fur of a racc–n. the “c–nskin cap” was a popular style among women in the mid to late nineteenth century and 1970s, and is commonly seen in retro p-rnography.
your mom’s c–nskin cap makes her v-g-n- look like davy crockett.
the act of placing one’s t-st-cl-s on someone’s forehead, stretching one’s taint over the top of someone’s head, and hanging one’s p-n-s off the back of the recipients head, thus resembling a c–n-skin cap worn by davy crockett.
“hey, lets give my brother-in-law a c–n-skin cap when he falls asleep! then we can post pictures of it on facebook!”

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