Coonstache


used to describe a rac–n. animals with very large bodies compared to their small limbs, arent good at running, climbing things is its prime talent,generally they are dumb -sses,usually look through garbage at night then flee the scene to eat it
holy sh-t man its a f-ckin c–nstache!

whoa what the f-ck was that?you almost ran over a c–nstache

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